It's a dog's life here in the suburbs

She believes she knows why this is happening. "We own a Porsche. I don't work and my husband's a qualified doctor. That's why they hate us. They're all working class. We don't go to work on time, we don't hang our washing out on time, we don't shop at Pak'nSave. It's just a social statement.

"For four years, it was fine. The day we bought a Porsche, it blew to shit."