Mass market penetration

One stall has Crow's notorious Ripe - the film with the live birth scene. "The movie they tried to ban! As seen on 60 Minutes!" the cover screams. Sex-toy shop the Buzz Club displays an antique vibrator from 1869. It looks as pleasurable as an egg beater. "It just makes me feel out of the loop," Kan says. "Apparently, there's a lot of appliances I don't own."

In the foyer, SPCA volunteers jiggle collection buckets in time to guitar-driven striptease anthems.